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Jesus Pens!
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‘Christian t-shirt’ of the day…
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Facebook’s Christian status update of the week
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Will Kentucky’s fake Ark feature unicorns and dragons?
Atlantic Wire blogs about speculation that Kentucky’s Creation Museum’s ‘Ark Encounter’ might feature unicorns and dragons. And it’s possible… according to the Ark’s official Q&A site, it does seem plausible… Being land… -
Jesus’s Miracle of Bacon
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The problem with assuming… #BestOf2010
A few years ago I received an email from Dr. Stephen Arterburn asking me if I’d be willing to fly out to California to join a small group of authors to discuss a new project that he was dreaming up. Now, if you’re not fa… -
The Condom Gospel (Sex Education for Christians!)
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2010′s Best Elias Moments (A Little Retrospective)
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When Christians ignore the FACTS (and believe FICTION)
I was once guilty of believing this “sun fact,” and I always used it as a way to say… Isn’t God amazing?! Found at Scotteriology.com (<-A really awesome blog, btw!) When Christians ignore the FACTS (and believe FICTION)… -
Go ahead, criticize me #BestOf2010
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‘Christian (and Republican) Sign’ of the Day!
Ah, the adorable cuteness of some Republicans… Yes, I’m assuming the person who created this sign is a Republican… …shoot me. Sent to me by Matt. ‘Christian (and Republican) Sign’ of the Day! is a post from: Jesus Needs… -
Tucker Carlson is a Christian. Tucker believes in second chances. But…
Tucker is a Christian. Tucker says so in this video. Tucker’s made mistakes. Tucker confessed that he’s made mistakes in this video. And Tucker believes in second chances. BUT… Not for Michael Vick…. No, Tucker thinks Mi… -
Christians can ‘See Jesus’ with new iPhone App!
It costs 99 cents. Twenty percent of that goes to charity. According to GodDiscussion.com Users view an optical illusion for 30 seconds on their iPhones. After staring at it, they will see an image of Jesus on a blank s… -
PROPHETIC TRAINING SEMINAR: Learn how to sing in tongues!
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Christian using (abusing?) Jesus!
Wow. Wonder how much a prayerjob costs. But seriously, this is awful… And rumor has it… this business is closed. Christian using (abusing?) Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRChristian using (abusing?) Jesus! is a… -
Making promises to God
I was home for a few days over the Christmas holiday. While searching through dusty boxes of old memories amid report cards, old worn out Bibles, and school pictures I found this index card. This card represents just one… -
Apocolypse Guru Rev. Tapley Offers You An Anti-Abortion Christmas Present!
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A GUEST POST: Why I believe in ‘The Church’ again (a post about YOU)
This post is written by my friend Aaron Reddin. Let me say this: 2009 thoroughly sucked. And when I say it sucked… I mean… Well, it just sucked, OK? There were some really amazing things that took place, but their glory… -
Church sign of the day!
According to Juliane, a reader of this blog, this beautiful sign is on display in Alabama along I-65. And look! The Devil’s tool for “getting you” is sporting quite the curve. Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesu… -
The benefits of being Jesus (or Amber…)
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THIS IS FAKE NEWS: Pat Robertson blames blizzard on….?
Pat Robertson’s smoking the wacky weed again. This time he’s speaking out about the recent blizzard that hit the Northeast over the holiday weekend… Wanna know why Pat thinks God sent the blizzard? Because of GAY PEOPLE!… -
Christian writes ‘letter to the editor’ about atheists
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‘Christian t-shirt’ of the day!
Not sure it’s really a “Christian t-shirt,” but I think it wants to be. You know… it’s definitely searching… asking all the right questions… And I’m just going to love it into the fold… ‘Christian t-shirt’ of the day! is… -
Jesus Picture of the Day!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! (don’t hate me for this…)
A ten-year-old boy “sings” techno Mary Did You Know… Christmas Christan Nightmares. MERRY CHRISTMAS! (don’t hate me for this…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRMERRY CHRISTMAS! (don’t hate me for this…) is a post from:… -
Christian rock band X-TREME POWER wants your R.E.S.P.E.C.T.! (and they’ll respect you too)
I don’t know if this band is real or not. Found here. And sent to me by Kevin. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Christian rock band X-TREME POWER wants your R.E.S.P.E.C.T.! (and they’ll respect y… -
HARK! HARK! The Virgin Mary was white (and sort of hot)
Oh wait; that’s Carmen Electra. My bad. But seriously, that is one of the cutest little white babies ever. Sent to me by @nmaestas HARK! HARK! The Virgin Mary was white (and sort of hot) is a post from: Jesus Needs New P… -
PAT ROBERTSON SAYS ‘Legalize weed!’
Or close… but wow. I NEVER thought I’d hear these words come out of Pat’s mouth… We’re locking up people that have taken a couple puffs of marijuana and next thing you know they’ve got 10 years with mandatory sentences,”… -
When $atan Attack$
Satan is attacking Pastor Rod’s ministry and they need more money to fight back. Is it just me or are proclamations like this just a worship of evil? We give far more credit to “Satan” and evil than we do to God. And acc… -
A thoughtful ‘Merry Christmas!’ from Bill Maher
Regardless of your religion or non-religion, you should be able to find a good bit of truth in this short clip. It’s not a perfect analogy, but it’s telling nonetheless. I’ve been told that everybody worships something.… -
Christian t-shirt of the day!
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Worst Advertisements Featuring Jesus
AdFreak.com counts down the top 10 most uncool ads featuring Jesus… Sent to me by Nate. Worst Advertisements Featuring Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRWorst Advertisements Featuring Jesus is a post from: Jesus Ne… -
BEST OF 2010: A Reworking of Dr. King’s ‘Dream’
Over the next few days I’ll be reposting a handful of my favorite posts from 2010. I wrote this one late one night (maybe morning…) while I was in Uganda. It was MLK day… and the rest is explained in the post… I hope you… -
Ke$ha’s ‘Tik Tok’ gets Christianized (‘Our God Really Rocks’)
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My Ode to 2010′s Christian Culture (the good bad & Driscoll)
There’s so much to say about 2010; the whos, the whats, the shenanigans So let’s look back one more time and remember the year in “Dr. Seuss” rhyme We all felt the earthquake in Porta au Prince, and then dear old Pat Rob… -
‘Christians’ in Texas Execute Santa
The Christian group’s name is Repent Amarillo. You can Google them. I wonder if my friend Jason Boyett is a member? He lives in Amarillo. (KIDDING: He’s not a member. I promise.) Found at Gawker.com. ‘Christians’ in Texa… -
The Tale of Two Churches Fighting!
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THIS IS AWESOME! Kids get the ‘Christmas story’ all wrong…
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SURVEY: Jesus is just one of the reasons for the season…
Though I must say, the survey question (or fill-in-the-blank) is sort of odd… I mean… if somebody asked me to finish this sentence: Christmas is a time to… I’m not sure I’d say “Jesus,” mainly because “Christmas is a tim… -
Put the DEATH back in Merry Christmas!
After I found this picture of Jesus, I saw the following video on Stuff Fundies Like… When I was a kid, somebody sang this song EVERY Christmas… because celebrating the birth of Christ was not complete without celebratin… -
Celebrating with a friend!
My friend Jennifer co-wrote this book: Unshaken: Rising from the Ruins of Haiti’s Hotel Montana. And I’m so proud of her. Why? Because the New York Post reviewed the book! And the review is glowing! The reviewer wrote… I… -
This is DEFINITELY how one should advertise Christ!
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Assemblies of God Hates Santa (you wanna know why?)
BECAUSE… …if you rearrange the letters in the word “SANTA”… you get… the name of this guy or angel… a really really really bad angel… like the worst angel EVER… SATAN!!!!!!! Satan… OMG! or AOG!!!! AAAA! OOHHH! GEEE! Yeah… -
Church Sign(s) of the Day!
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10 Reasons Feminists Dislike Sarah Palin!
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Brainstorming Your Christian Worship Band!
I’ve never heard 513FREE’s music. But I did find the band’s brainstorming notes from one of their official band meetings. From what I can tell… this one happened on 12-9-2010. The funniest meeting “minute” is the thread… -
Does Your Church Need Balls?
I’d never heard of Doug Giles before. Which I think is a good thing. The ClashRadio.com creator and host probably wouldn’t like me much. He’d probably shoot me. But anyway, I found one of his columns over at Christian Ni… -
Church Sign of the Day!
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ANOTHER Social Media Christmas Story…
Here’s the link to the OTHER one… Do you like one better than the other? ANOTHER Social Media Christmas Story… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRANOTHER Social Media Christmas Story… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR R… -
Questions for God…
Matthew Paul Turner-On Questions from Cross Point Church on Vimeo. Some of you have seen this… I posted this video a year or so ago. But lately I received a lot of comments and email inquiries about it, so I thought I’d… -
Woman gets funky for Jesus… Word.
You have to watch to the 2:34 mark… Uh… I don’t know what to say. Found at Christian Nightmares.. Woman gets funky for Jesus… Word. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRWoman gets funky for Jesus… Word. is a post from: Jesu… -
My Christmas hymn…
On her new Christmas album, Annie Lennox sings the haunting and spiritual carol “In the Bleak Midwinter.” I’ve loved that Christmas/Holiday/Wintry song since I was a teenager. The first time I heard it was when Christian… -
Jesus is a Liberal Democrat! (this is awesome..)
The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog March to Keep Fear Alive So awesome and funny! But a lot of… -
‘Satan Hates You’ – The Movie!
(Use discretion watching the above trailer… ) According to the New York Times… Satan Hates You is “best appreciated drunk or otherwise impaired…” NYT goes on to say that… “Satan Hates You” is the kind of horror movie tha… -
The 11-million-dollar Christmas tree (brought to you by Muslims!)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… in the United Arab Emirates! Wow. Or… glory to Allah God in the highest! According to the Yahoo news report… Christmas came in extravagant fashion to the Muslim desert emirate… -
The Tea Party’s Christmas Carol…
If this was truly a parody I might laugh. Or smile (because it’s really not that funny). But I really think the people who put this song together are serious about its content, so prepare to get a headache… Sent to me by… -
Tne ‘Uno’ card game where grace & prayer prevail!
The Christian alternative to Uno… draw four. Thanks to Brian for sending this to me! Tne ‘Uno’ card game where grace & prayer prevail! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRTne ‘Uno’ card game where grace & prayer prevail! i… -
YESTERDAY…
… was the largest single day of traffic since I started Jesus Needs New PR. Thank you so much for visiting this blog, sharing its links with friends, and for adding your opinions to the conversations. I’m very humbled (a… -
A telling (church) sign
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Butt for the grace of God…
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Mark Driscoll wants to teach you how to be a leader!
Pastor Mark wants to help YOU look tired and drained like him–as well as 9,999 other men in ministry! And all of this is for free (all you need is a penis!) But you have to sign up! Because if 10,000 people don’t sign up… -
Liberty University sings Christmas version of ‘Bed Intruder’
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Jesus Panties (yes… Jesus. Panties.)
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This is me in August 1993…
August 1993. I was working on a mullet. Jean shorts were actually cool. I thought that t-shirt was cool. Right above my head I’d hung a poster of Amy Grant. I’d never been to a movie theater. Or heard of Bob Dylan… But d… -
A Digital Nativity
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The Puzzle Club Gang and the missing nativity!
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Atheist Buses vs. Christian Trucks (in Ft. Worth!)
God vs. No God is fighting for placement in Ft. Worth. Or something like that. Ft. Worth Christians are pissed because Ft. Worth atheists bought some ad space on four buses. FOUR buses. Some ministers have even called fo… -
‘Don’t buy THIS book. Don’t buy THIS book. Don’t buy THIS book!’
“THIS book” would be my book Churched. And that advice comes from an Amazon.com reviewer… Mamastiks writes… Don’t buy this book. Don’t buy this book. Don’t buy this book. Very sacrilegious and a gross exaggeration of wha… -
Iowa man’s dying wish…
Eric died in a plane accident in 2006. Shortly before he died he had a dream that led him to get up out of bed and record these video messages to his family… The rest of the videos are here. (Via) Iowa man’s dying wish…… -
The ‘Christian Nation’ CHRIST-mas Tree!
Put the USA back into Merry USAmas! Christmas! From the same people who brought us THIS crappy holiday junk. But my gosh, a red, white, and blue Christmas tree? Wow. Check out Boss Creations Facebook page. Thank you Omar… -
Christian billboard of the day
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A camel raises hell in church!
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I believe in the separation of…
… Lurch and state (of Alaska). Palin joins Graham in Haiti. Found at Christian Nightmares. I believe in the separation of… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRI believe in the separation of… is a post from: Jesus Needs New… -
Happy Birthday Jesus (I made you a cake!)
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‘If you’re a Christian, you’re smarter than Einstein!’ says evangelist
This video of Evangelist Jason Westerfield is chock full of little nuggets of “Christian” wisdom. At the almost 2-minute mark, he tells a story about a woman getting healed from AIDS right over the phone! Sigh… Found at… -
‘Christian’ Pickup Truck of the Day…
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Singing with Elias!
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Street Preaching in San Francisco
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Celebrate Christmas in 3D! (but there’s a catch…)
…you have to celebrate it with Pastor Ed Young Jr. As you probably know, Ed Young is always looking for ways to creatively talk to Good Morning America tell the story of God. And this Christmas is no exception. In fact,… -
Church sign of the day!
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Olivia Orangutan & Hip Hop Harriet LOVE JESUS! (And they rap about it…)
So many thoughts… 1) Why? 2) Did somebody punch Hip Hop Harriet in the mouth? 3) Her lips are moving 4) This can’t be new, right? 5) Why? Sent to me by Amber! Olivia Orangutan & Hip Hop Harriet LOVE JESUS! (And they rap… -
Brilliant Christmas Mashup: ‘Rudolph’ & ‘Roxanne’
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Jewelry store having a 50% off ‘Second Coming’ sale!
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Wanna wish somebody a Merry Christmas? (Send them this video…)
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A BLOG POST: The Gospel of Time
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‘Now I’m feelin’ so fly like G-sus…’ (I’m not kidding)
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Is this a church service or a scene from ‘The Walking Dead’?
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Uh… I wonder what this means…
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Adele’s New Song…
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How To Pick Up Pure Christian Women (For Men Only Of Course!)
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Miracle or talent?
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We NEVER do this…
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MUST SEE: Interview with the artist of ‘With You Always’ Jesus drawings
He seems like a gracious and kind man. I love when he talks about the letters he receives–quite sad, real, and heartfelt. Found at Unreasonable Faith. MUST SEE: Interview with the artist of ‘With You Always’ Jesus drawin… -
This cute little kid is a racist (PLEASE DO NOT VIEW AROUND YOUNG CHILDREN)
This is disturbing on so many levels. Then again, I don’t know how real it is either… But if it is… wow. Found at Dangerous Minds. This cute little kid is a racist (PLEASE DO NOT VIEW AROUND YOUNG CHILDREN) is a post fro… -
Church Sign of the Day! (or should it be ‘Cherch’?)
Sent to me by Matt, a pastor. And it’s real. Because Matt actually took the picture. And thought I should mention that on the opposite side of the sign it reads… “Merry Cristmas”! Happy Hollidaze! UPDATE: Larry called th… -
Mark Driscoll & Jay-Z… yo!
Last week Seattle’s self-proclaimed BEST PASTOR EVER declared on Facebook that he went to see Jay-Z while in New York City and he was currently listening to Jay-Z music. The update was pretty simple… It’s a Jay-Z soundtr… -
Jesus Picture of the Day
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This Made My Day…
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Baptist Pastor asks, ‘Could you really respect me if I didn’t hate homosexuals?’
More bull…. shit… from Pastor Steven Anderson. Found at Christian Nightmares. Baptist Pastor asks, ‘Could you really respect me if I didn’t hate homosexuals?’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRBaptist Pastor asks, ‘Could… -
I love when @jessicanturner leaves town because…
uh… I find notes around the house… like this one I found this morning in one of the kitchen cabinets… Sweet, huh? But I can’t wait for her to return tomorrow night. I love when @jessicanturner leaves town because… is a p… -
A NEW TREND IN CHRISTIAN CULTURE? I really feel sorry for this lamb
First, there was THIS church mural… And then my friend John Emery sent me the one above… That poor little lamb looks anything but peaceful. And the Christmas wreath makes it that much more awesome… A NEW TREND IN CHRISTI… -
When Christians Dance…
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Jesus Picture of the Day!
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A sample chapter of Churched-The Audio Book (Please share!)
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Sometimes when the Lion lies down with the Lamb, they … (MUST SEE TO BELIEVE!)
Do it doggy style? W. T. F? And yes… THIS IS REAL. It’s from a church in Maryland. Found here. Thank you Marshall. Sometimes when the Lion lies down with the Lamb, they … (MUST SEE TO BELIEVE!) is a post from: Jesus Need… -
Church Sign of the Day!
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The prophesy of Barak Obama’s 12 stitches!
I promise not to make a habit of posting this crazy man’s videos… but this one is just too good not to post… It had me in… buh bUH BUHHHH…. stitches. Enjoy. Sent to me by Jimmy. The prophesy of Barak Obama’s 12 stitches!… -
Worst Nativity Ever (and completely unkosher)
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Oh. My. Gosh. Look what Kentucky is doing with $150 million dollars
It’s building an Ark! An Ark! An Ark! (Sing with me!) The Lord said to Kentucky, you’re gonna build an Arky Arky… Never mind. Anyway… yes, it’s true. According to the governor of Kentucky, plans are set for the Commonwea… -
An amazing interview with @AnneRice about God, angels, & quitting Christianity
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Jesus Picture of the Day
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The Catholic Condom
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