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You’re hurting me, Jesus…

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Church sign of the day!

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Watch this evangelist achieve the most satisfying, explosive, hot ANOINTING ever

Orgasm Anointing happens at .47… Oh oh oh my gosh… Found at Christian Nightmares. Watch this evangelist achieve the most satisfying, explosive, hot ANOINTING ever is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRWatch this evangelist a…

FLASHBACK: ‘Escape From Hell’ the movie!

ESCAPE FROM HELL from EIT! on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible. FLASHBACK: ‘Escape From Hell’ the movie! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRFLASHBACK: ‘Escape From Hell’ the movie! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR…

Our little Peter Pan…

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The ‘Jesus Lean’: The Electric Slide for Christians…

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A Bible FOR Princesses ABOUT Princesses!

It’s My Princess Bible! And by the looks of the cover, the ‘Princess Bible’ includes the amazing Biblical stories of (from left to right) Gloria Estefan, Miley Cyrus, some ethnic woman, Jennifer Lopez, and Kate Winslet (…

‘Social juctice is the exact opposite of Jesus’ says @GlennBeck

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‘Jesus Needs New PR’ t-shirt

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Jesus billboard of the day!

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Christian Facebook status of the day!

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How to plant a church!

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Baby worshiping

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How to convert an atheist (It’s so EASY!)

Yep, watch the video above and learn how to convert an atheist to an agnostic. It’s really easy; you just have to draw a few circles. (I could do that.) Who knew it was so easy? Of course, couldn’t atheists use the same…

The Tea Party’s social media secrets revealed!

Okay, so I’m not at all that surprised that the Tea Party actually trains people to give “liberal” books 1-star reviews on Amazon.com. Twenty-something male Calvinists are trained to do the same thing whenever Brian McLa…

Asia’s Jesus Camp?

Hmm. A room full of children crying, shaking, and seemingly scared for their lives can mean only one thing: Jesus is there. Or it’s payday at a Walmart factory. Found at Unreasonable Faith. Asia’s Jesus Camp? is a post f…

‘Hear No Evil’ has been nominated for an award #INSPY

A few weeks ago, I learned that my book Hear No Evil: My Story of Innocence, Music, and the Holy Ghost was nominated for an INSPY Award in the “Creative Non-Fiction” category. (Click here to learn about INSPY Awards.) I…

Controversial? Heretical? Sobering? Telling? What do you think of THIS picture of Jesus?

Amazing. And sad. But speaks volumes… Your thoughts? Controversial? Heretical? Sobering? Telling? What do you think of THIS picture of Jesus? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRControversial? Heretical? Sobering? Telling?…

Taylor Swift’s Letter to John Mayer

Taylor Swift’s Speak Now new record releases tomorrow. It’s expected to be the biggest release this year. Some say it might sell Platinum (1 million) in its first week. If anybody can do it, Taylor probably can. I’ve hea…

‘Twilight’ rapes your mind & spirit says evangelist!

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THIS is what you’d get if Tae Bo expert Billy Banks swallowed the Holy Spirit

I can do a sit-up. I can sometimes do a pull-up. But a “Praise-up”? I don’t think I could ever do one of those… But apparently this guy is famous. I’ve never seen him before. Have you? Special thanks to Margaret for send…

Church Sign of the Day (I bet your pastor can’t do this!)

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Elias & Daddy have some BIG NEWS to share!

To read my wife’s post about it, click here. Needless to say, we both are really excited. Elias & Daddy have some BIG NEWS to share! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRElias & Daddy have some BIG NEWS to share! is a post…

How Communists Teach Kids to Hate Jesus (with candy!)

Wow. The pastor of my old childhood church must have seen this movie because he told us this EXACT story several times during his sermons. Crazy… Found at Dangerous Minds. How Communists Teach Kids to Hate Jesus (with ca…

SCARY: People Dressing Up Like Jesus for Halloween

(The real Donald Miller was not hurt during the writing of this blog post. I love Donald Miller. I love him–even though he blocked me on Twitter–I LOVE HIM! Seriously, I do.) HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! SCARY: People Dressing Up…

If you’re going to sing about the blood of Christ, do it like this…

I love the subtlety and grace of Brooke Fraser’s songwriting. Thoughts? If you’re going to sing about the blood of Christ, do it like this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRIf you’re going to sing about the blood of Chr…

Jesus Silhouette of the Day!

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A GUEST POST: Is Your Faith Narcissistic?

(This post is a guest post by Stephen Lamb. This is a part of Stephen’s Why I Stopped Going To Church series. You can read part one here, part two here, part two point five here, and part three here.) Before I move on to…

A Chitchat with Elias

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AMAZING: David Crowder Band’s New Music Video ‘Shines’!

Wow. I’m told that there’s no animation in this video. It’s all done using a Lite-Brite and 700,000 pegs. Unbelievable. AMAZING: David Crowder Band’s New Music Video ‘Shines’! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRAMAZING: D…

Oh, the drama of this church drama

Wow. It’s starts off as a church drama and then ends up being an advertisement for the pastor’s book… Oh, the drama of this church drama is a post from: Jesus Needs New PROh, the drama of this church drama is a post from…

MUST HEAR TO BELIEVE: A Sarah Palin Song!

From the same people who brought us A LOVE LETTER FROM GOD comes a brand new song begging Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012… I think the “alien” voice is fitting, don’t you? Found at Adam Whitley’s blog… MUST HEAR…

It’s settled: Homer Simpson is a Catholic?!

Well, there (or HERE) you have it, friends… Homer is Catholic. And it’s official. For the Vatican tells me so. The newspaper acknowledged that Homer snores through the sermons of the Reverend Lovejoy and inflicts “never-…

A PARENTING POST: Going Through the Wonderful Passionate Curious Happy Lovable Twos!

A couple weeks ago I wrote about Elias’s journey through the “Terrible Twos.” Well, he’s still two. And he’s still, on occasion–though I hate saying this word as it relates to my son–terrible. But it’s true. Twice, I’ve…

Kentucky Republican Rand Paul hates Jesus?!

Wow. Though I hate political ads like this one, I soooooo want to know the whole story behind “Aqua Buddha”! Is it November 3rd yet? Can we pretend? Found at Dangerous Minds! Kentucky Republican Rand Paul hates Jesus?! i…

How To Win Souls!

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I found Jesus! I found Jesus!

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Go to church with jerks (in Texas!)

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A ‘Newsboys’ Holiday?

Yikes. I’m pretty sure this would frighten elves. Will you be celebrating Jesus’s birth with The Newsboys?! A ‘Newsboys’ Holiday? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRA ‘Newsboys’ Holiday? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR…

A brilliant performance…

One (maybe the only) reason to have watched “Dancing With the Stars”… I love Florence and that machine of hers. Wow. A brilliant performance… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR A brilliant performance… is a post from: Je…

Powerlifting Our Sin?

A very weird picture in my opinion. What’s the theology of this picture? Anybody have an idea? Powerlifting Our Sin? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRPowerlifting Our Sin? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR Read origin…

‘A Letter From God’ (Set to music!)

God’s “voice” shows up toward the middle. (But between you and me, I’m not sure it’s his. It sounds a bit too shaky.) Thoughts? Adam sent this video to me. Check out his take on it here. ‘A Letter From God’ (Set to music…

God touched them… (I’m not convinced)

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What it Feels Like To Be Creative

Fiona Apple. Talking about creativity. Being creative. Creating. How it makes her feel good. Why it’s important. And a few other things. I love her passion and the way she describes things. Thoughts? What it Feels Like T…

ONE THING EVERY CHURCH NEEDS… the perfect cheer

A. W. E. S. O. M. E. Wish there was an “i” in awesome; I so feel like dotting something. So… will there be cheerleaders in heaven? Found at Christian Nightmares. ONE THING EVERY CHURCH NEEDS… the perfect cheer is a post…

Look Who’s Retiring!

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I Want This Woman To Come Dance At My Church!

Bless her heart. And what the pastor does is priceless too… Found at American Jesus. I Want This Woman To Come Dance At My Church! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRI Want This Woman To Come Dance At My Church! is a post…

‘Who Am I Living For?’ wonders Katy Perry

“Who Am I Living For” by Katy Perry I can feel a phoenix inside of me As I march alone to a different beat Slowly swallowing down my fear, yeah yeah I am ready for the road less traveled Suiting up for my crowning battle…

Look what all Freshman receive at Bob Jones University! Wow.

Chances are though, for some students–maybe just a couple–it won’t be their first. Found at Christian Nightmare. Look what all Freshman receive at Bob Jones University! Wow. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRLook what al…

Sarah Palin Talks Socialism, Iran, & Armageddon

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The Identity Conference: WHOA. Iggity. Iggity. WHOA!

Yay. A fat PeeWee Herman is doing a conference–WHOA–in Alabama about Jesus. You wanna go? WEEEEEEEEEEEEE You sure? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. We could go together…. Whoa, I mean, wow. Found at Christian Nightmares. The Identity C…

THE FAIRYTALE OF EVOLUTION: How A Jar of Jiff Jinxes Evolution!

This is classic. Who knew? Peanut butter (with all of its scientifically manufactured preservatives) disproves evolution… Awesome. Stupid evolutionists. Found at American Jesus. THE FAIRYTALE OF EVOLUTION: How A Jar of J…

Jesus Pictures of the Week (the ‘love people’ edition!

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A Little (or not so little) Reminder From the Pope!

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The Best Part About Going Through the ‘Terrible Twos’!

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Insane Clown Posse Have ALWAYS Been Evangelical Christians?! (PG-13)

That’s the rumor. Or actually truth according to the UK’s Guardian. According to the Guardian… Insane Clown Posse have this entire time secretly been evangelical Christians. They’ve only been pretending to be brutal and…

Yoga Comes From Demons Says @PastorMark

Yoga comes from demons? That’s what Mark Driscoll says. And between you and me, I bet he’d actually know. Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots? Totally. Yoga is demonic. If you just sign up…

SHOULD WE DO THIS TO OUR CHILDREN? Not mine.

A church in Tulsa called “The Guts” (yes, the Guts) is currently featuring it’s annual Christian outreach called NIGHTMARE. Here’s the link to the promo…. But what was disheartening for me was watching the YouTube clips…

Trailer for New ‘Narnia’ Movie (And it looks good)

Loved the first Narnia movie. The second movie was only okay. Actually, it was pretty bad. I like what I’m seeing of “3″. Trailer for New ‘Narnia’ Movie (And it looks good) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRTrailer for N…

Relating to Dexter…

The video above could be a potential **SPOILER** if you haven’t watched the fourth season of Dexter. I love this show for scenes such as this one… There’s so much psychology involved. Dexter processes all that is around…

WARNING: My Doubt Might Hurt You

My friend Jason Boyett invited me to write about “doubt” for his blog series on the topic. I was honored. I hope you enjoy… Okay, so my name is Matthew and I’m a doubter. (Shall we drink to that?) The truth is, sometimes…

A POST ABOUT BULLYING: Will we speak up or will we be silent?

Most of us have a bullying story–our story, a friend’s story, a family member’s story… I do. I went to a Christian school that boasted a high school (7th through 12th grade) of 40 students. Some years it was close to 30.…

THIS is What Happens When Church Gets Naked With State!

Rick Scarborough of Vision America has written the following letter to pastors! (For those pastors who can’t read, he reads it for you in the video above…). The letter is a pleading to pastors to preach politics from the…

Satan Discovered in New Guinea?

More than 200 “new” species of creatures have been discovered in the lush jungles of New Guinea. And it appears as Satan was among the Scientist’s new finds! Isn’t that a scary looking creature? Like something out of Rev…

One Way To Promote Ed Young’s Menz Conference

The man in these videos is Pace. He works for Pastor Ed Young (You remember Ed, right? Of U.B.U. fame?). A friend tells me he’s Ed’s “right hand man.” And I’m sure there are some days when he’s Ed’s “left-hand man,” too.…

A POST ABOUT PARENTING: I’m Going Through the Terrible Twos

It happened overnight. Or it seemed to happen that way. Last Thursday, my two-year-old Elias decided he no longer enjoyed brushing his teeth in the morning. Rather than cooperating with me like he did on Wednesday mornin…

INTRODUCING: FUZZY CROSSES!! (Do you have a fuzzy cross?)

Introducing… Fuzzy Crosses. And let me tell you… Fuzzy Crosses are awesome. Why are they awesome? Because they are crosses and they are also fuzzy. According to Fuzzy Cross website, Fuzzy Crosses are… The handmade, colle…

Music Video for Brooke Fraser’s ‘Something In the Water’

Her new album releases in one week! I can’t wait. Music Video for Brooke Fraser’s ‘Something In the Water’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR Music Video for Brooke Fraser’s ‘Something In the Water’ is a post from: Jesus…

WHAT THE? This Might be the Oddest Church Drama Ever

There’s probably some context that we’re missing, but honestly, context might make it worse. Found at Christian Nightmares! WHAT THE? This Might be the Oddest Church Drama Ever is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRWHAT THE?…

WARNING: This Jesus T-Shirt Might Offend You

This is just wrong. On every level. But then again, it’s theological too. But still wrong. Just like a lot of people’s theology. Your thoughts? Sent to me by Brian. WARNING: This Jesus T-Shirt Might Offend You is a post…

A FRIENDLY REMINDER: Jars of Clay’s ‘Shelter’ Released Today

The Shelter releases today. GO BUY IT! (And no, I didn’t get paid to remind you.) A FRIENDLY REMINDER: Jars of Clay’s ‘Shelter’ Released Today is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRA FRIENDLY REMINDER: Jars of Clay’s ‘Shelte…

Christians Against Gay Characters On TV

Well, I for one love all of the gay characters on the TV shows I watch. I like the straight characters, too. I honestly don’t even think about it. Unless I’m supposed to be thinking about it, you know, when it’s a part o…

Share Jesus (Take Off Your Shirt)

If you can see past the nipple rings and the bruising (possibly from the tattoo–it’s a fresh one)… AND you can read vertical… you can read all about the paycheck for sinning… DEATH! But wait… it doesn’t stop there… Get y…

Church Appreciation Video (Set to ‘Empire State of Mind’)

Let’s Hear it For Bay Shore (Music Video) from Andrew Mason on Vimeo. Found at Church Crunch. And sent to me by Chris. Church Appreciation Video (Set to ‘Empire State of Mind’) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRChurch Ap…

Church Sign of the Week!

I don’t have proof that this is a real sign. But it seems real. It doesn’t make enough sense to be fake. Sent to me by Aaron! Church Sign of the Week! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PRChurch Sign of the Week! is a post…

The New Face of Evangelicalism?! An ABC News Report

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WARNING: This Jesus might give you a headache…

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YAY! A New Christian Movie!

The Freedom of Silence… Do you think Glenn Beck is involved in the making of this movie? So… will you go see it… uh…. I mean, order it from a Christian catalog and watch it at home?! Thanks M for sending me this link… (Y…

A Modern (Psychotic?) Mary Magdalene

This is very interesting. It’s a little odd in spots… and compelling in others… but overall I think it’s a provocative concept, one that at least is creative and thought-provoking… What do you think about it? What are yo…

Fox News Presents MICHAEL W. SMITH!!!!

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com It’s his new video for Save Me From Myself… (it’s like 1987 all over again…) Only at FOX411! Thoughts? Thanks to Kevin for sending me the link… Fox News Presents MICHAEL W. SMI…

A GUEST POST: Why I Stopped Going to Church, part 3

Read part one here, part two here and part two point five here. “The greatest lie believed today,” my friend, and my pastor at the time, Tom, told those gathered that morning, quoting Larry Crabb, “is that one can know G…

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